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Why would you paint with mortar? My goodness, it is just impossible to mistake mortar for paint. Did you not read the label? What has gotten into you? I leave the flat for a moment and you create this mess. You added a little color you say? Blue? What? It seems strange that you would add blue paint to mortar? When Ispoke with you on the tele, I understood you to say, that you had many years in the trade and that your work was fully qualified andguaranteed. You also stated that your work was of very high standard and you were always prompt and professional. I was very happy, with your quote and quick response to the job. Do you have documents certifying your business? Tell me where did you say you received your training? Hm, there was no response. Looking around the flat, I noted that the patio stonesare blue, wood floors are blue, the stainless steel kitchen and porcelain bathroom sinksare blue, the plasteron the walls and tiling had been painted blue, there is mortar everywhere, except for the fireplace where the mortar should be, sandwiched between the between the bricks. Look! I stated, my ad clearly reads, flat refurbishment/Complete Redecoration: Living Room, strip walls, plaster, paint, replace electricity and wires, refit fireplace and brickwork and clean chimney. Bedroom requires new carpet, strip walls, plaster, paint, new ceiling fixtures. Bathroom needs new shower, tiling, and new fixtures, new central heating throughout flat, new boiler and remove old tank. There is nothing that reads here, saying that I wanted a flat painted with blue mortar. This seems so, peculiar, quite odd? Well, there is no way I can live in a flat with blue mortar everywhere. We will just have to place all of this waste in the cheapest skip hire we can find and I will just have to re post in the Journal for a tradesman, (a sigh) someone who can do the job professionally.

Searching the web, for the cheapest skip hire service, I noted an ad that read "Professional Skip Hire". “Looking for a cheap skip hire?”“Friendly customer service and cheapest skip hire prices from a local skip hire business”. "Use this website to hire the cheapest skip hire bin and save valuable time and money". “Simply enter/select the types of waste you have: stone, wood, stainless steel, porcelain, plaster and tiling, etc. “Hm?”